MetaNexus (metanexus) wrote,
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Open Office

The MetaNexus offices are slightly problematic to access. The most direct route involves an Escher-like profusion of staircases, some trapdoors, more of their really juvenile crosswords, and a mandatory 10 minute slideshow about the mating habits of pygmy marmosets. Clearly, they wish to discourage casual visitors. Still, those that perservere will find their way (despite the deliberately misleading signs and occasional de-toothed drop bear attack) to a door emblazoned with the words CHEST CAVITIES, CHEAP.

Beneath that, 63.4% of the time, there will be a cardboard timecard stating that they're out to lunch and will be back in ten minutes.
Tags: general rp
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